Explains the virtues of 'old geezers'
To the Editor:
I was checking out at the store and the young cashier suggested old geezers like me should bring my own green grocery bags because plastic bags aren't good for the environment.
I apologized and explained, "We didn't have this green bag or plastic back in my earlier days, only paper bags"
The clerk responded, "That's our problem today. Your generation does not care enough today to save our environment for future generations."
She was right -- our generation didn't have the green bag or plastic in our day.
Back then, we returned milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over.
So they really were recycled. But we didn't have the green bag or plastic back in our day.
We walked up stairs because we didn't have an escalator in every store and office building.
We walked to the grocery store and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks.
But she was right. We didn't have the green bag or plastic in our day.
Back then, we washed the baby's diapers because we didn't have the throw-away kind.
We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy-gobbling machine burning up 220 volts -- wind and solar power really did dry our clothes back in our early days.
Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing.
But that young lady is right. We didn't have the green bag or plastic back in our day.
Back then, we had one TV, or radio, in the house -- not a TV in every room.
And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of the state of Montana.
In the kitchen, we blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have electric machines to do everything for us.
When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used wadded up old newspapers to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap.
Back then, we didn't fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power.
We exercised by working so we didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity.
But she's right. We didn't have the green bag or plastic back then.
We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water.
We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull.
But we didn't have the green bag or plastic back then.
Back then, people took the streetcar or a bus, and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi service.
We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances.
And we didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest pizza joint.
But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we old geezers were just because we didn't have the green bag or plastic back then?
So, this selfish old geezer who needs a lesson in conservation from a young person who thinks they have the world's problems solved, wants to let this younger generation know that, without the old geezers of this country, they wouldn't have a country to live in today.
Please remember, don't upset old geezers and make them mad just because they didn't have the green bag or plastic in our day.
One day, before you young, intelligent children know it, you will be old geezers yourselves.
So be careful what you wish for and remember who you point your finger at.